A big, fat ass that no one likes and she is big. She will try to steal your man. Nobody has ever liked her and she is a very annoying person. If you ever meet a Jacqui, run because you can out run her.
by @thisshittyassbitch <dd me on October 16, 2019
The current home secretary of the United Kingdom. Also goes by the nickname of, "crazy fascist bitch", because of her persistent attempts to turn Britain into a police state. She is completely incompetent and unfit for her job, she is a threat to our fundamental rights and should be sacked for the things shes done.
One of her many insane plans is to introduce a database that records all internet search data, all emails and all mobile phone calls. If thats not fascistic, then i dont know what is. Luckily this has recieved huge backlash from the public and other MPs, so hopefully the evil bitch will be out of office before she gets a chance to implement this.
She also lied about the crime rate in the UK, telling us that serious crimes like murder, rape and assault were down, when in actual fact they have been going up each year. Her excuse was that crimes had been underreported (whatever that means), but its most likely a lie, just because she cant admit that shes fucked the country up herself.
Bitch.
One of her many insane plans is to introduce a database that records all internet search data, all emails and all mobile phone calls. If thats not fascistic, then i dont know what is. Luckily this has recieved huge backlash from the public and other MPs, so hopefully the evil bitch will be out of office before she gets a chance to implement this.
She also lied about the crime rate in the UK, telling us that serious crimes like murder, rape and assault were down, when in actual fact they have been going up each year. Her excuse was that crimes had been underreported (whatever that means), but its most likely a lie, just because she cant admit that shes fucked the country up herself.
Bitch.
Jacqui Smith: "Every home will be fitted with cctv so we can monitor everything you do. You wont be allowed to leave your house without permission from the home office. This is to combat terrorism, it has nothing to do with the fact that im a crazy power mad whore".
The general public: "Fuck you Smith! we wont do what you tell us, enough is enough, EVERYBODY RIOT, OVERTHROW THIS FASCIST REGIME!!!!"
The general public: "Fuck you Smith! we wont do what you tell us, enough is enough, EVERYBODY RIOT, OVERTHROW THIS FASCIST REGIME!!!!"
by FUCK YOU JACQUI SMITH December 13, 2008
1: A chill, sarcastic, neutral meaning you never know if they are happy or mad or sad, wonderful friend.
2:Sneaker freaker
2:Sneaker freaker
by filamlove August 29, 2009
A woman who acts all prim and proper,shy and innocent until she gets you in the bedroom and all hell breaks loose.
I thought we were in for a quiet night but she gave me a dirty Jacquie and now i can't walk right (insert toy of choice)
by Bobby tupim October 10, 2020
The move involves a girl ('the dropper') dancing up to a guy ('the dropee'), then dropping suddenly to the floor and slowly climbing back up to standing position using the guy's clothing as support. There is no need for the dropee to consent to being 'dropped', indeed, the move is often done against the dropee's will.
I'm going to Jacquie drop this guy
by annspan2011 February 18, 2011
the hottest girl ever created,smart, funny, witty,& more...
beautful & perfect in EVERY WAY
waayy hotter then a vanessa michelle
the girl of every mans DREAMSS
beautful & perfect in EVERY WAY
waayy hotter then a vanessa michelle
the girl of every mans DREAMSS
Girl: i wish i was more like jacqui rochelle
Guy: i wish my girlfriend was more like jacqui rochelle
"jacqui rochelle is sooo the new vanessa michelle
Guy: i wish my girlfriend was more like jacqui rochelle
"jacqui rochelle is sooo the new vanessa michelle
by ~Anoyomous~ March 12, 2007
When he comes at you with his beanstalk and you shout "FI FO FO THUMB" whilst shooting a golden egg out of your own anus.
by DirtyDaniel_ August 14, 2020