Jacqui is a cool cucumber. the nicest person ever. she is hilarious. I always learn so much much from her. you've got such nice teeth. she can be trusted implicitly. She will be your favorite person to spend time with, she has nice hair and stunning eyes. If you meet a Jacqui you will be enlightened. She is the wisest most beautiful person you will ever meet. You know that feeling when your on the beach, the cool air flowing through your hair and the tide suddenly comes up and you are hit with a monster wave and then you go home, freezing cold only to be met by a nice warm shower already prepared for you... Thats Jacqui
i got home after a long and hard day and I have a shower I am feeling very jacqui right now.
by ANDYiscool123 August 27, 2018
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A beautiful, stylish girl.
Someone you want to spend a lot of time with. She's brilliant. Bring her home to mama, or just bring her home if you can!
by badbeat March 20, 2009
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One who is glorious and fun. Often outgoing and insanely funny. Can be quite blunt, made for the stage, and loyal.

aka: perfect
My friend is Jacquie. This explains why I like her so.
by beautimous February 17, 2010
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Jacquie is hype AF. she is the girl that made that bitch famous. all others around her can't help but be envious. Jacquie doesn't need expensive highlighter she glows all on her own. If you're looking for wifey get you a Jacquie.
damn is that Jacquie? because I think I'm blinded by her beauty!
by mrs.lovalova January 13, 2017
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An initially shy and quiet, smoking hot, intelligent, sexually uninhibited, party hard lady who is surprisingly and annoyingly loyal. Jacquie's are practically a different breed. She is always trying to put a smile on your face, one way or another. Jacquie's aren't the relationship type so when you do get one in a relationship-- treat her like the princess that she is or another fella will strike like a snake craving a pussy cat.
That amazing Jacquie is dating you because you snatched her up before she saw someone else's huge penis.
by DirtySlick August 13, 2011
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Pronunciation: 'ja-kē'
Function: noun, pronoun, adjective, verb, adverb, conjunction, preposition, it is multi-faceted
Etymology: Originates from deep interior of colorful Puerto Rican rainforests; originally from "Jacqueline" (best pronounced when said by the original J)
Date: Jacqui-ing since 1990
Plural: there is no plural
Variants: Wacky, Wackamama, nena, mijita, Lady Jacqui, Gracey, Crazy mama, J, Michelle
: To have a wacky outlook on life, full of color. Gives life to its surroundings, (if lucky enough to be part of them). Talkative due to extensive bank of experiences, may be prone to extended periods of laughter/sillyness. Yes, all of these seemingly unrelated definitions are contained within this word, such is the nature of this entity.
Individual A: I need to go to lab today, it's Saturday, but I have to work on some stuff
Individual B: Just make sure to pull a Jacqui: work hard on it but make sure you have some fun (and bake some pretty crazy ingredients)
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Individual A: We had a great time out last night, hung out with chill people, had good drinks, laughed a lot, felt pretty good..
Individual B: It's obvious your night was pretty Jacqui
by abu samra October 06, 2009
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An awesome breed of female, usually surrounded by a bunch of creepers and pervs she calls friends. She has great boobs (and I mean GREAT) and a fun sense of humor. Can usually be found laughing and beating someone's butt at gin rummy.
Why is that poor girl surrounded by pervs?...Oh her? She's a Jacqui, that's why.
by Dilly Dicker April 22, 2013
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