by thelonelyhole June 09, 2016
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That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".
by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018
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Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.
by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016
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by Big.goth.titty.slayer August 02, 2018
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a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits
by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016
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Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him
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by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018
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An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.
An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."
An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."
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by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016
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