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a disgusting peice of unwanted trash whos fooled himself by saying hes famous. His “songs” are a disappointment and a shame to the music world.
hes acting like jacob sartorius
by amorcito October 16, 2017
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)
Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO
by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020
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A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.
Your as useless as jacob sartorius!
by acoolsloth May 04, 2016
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That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.
Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?
by Nikelala April 12, 2016
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The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.
Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius
by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016
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A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.
Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius
by Athena Adams May 15, 2016
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