Top definition
a little fuckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his album cover
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious
by anonymous man 1738 May 12, 2016
Get a jacob sartorious mug for your fish Manley.
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
Get a brain worms mug for your Uncle José.
2
A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
by troyelove May 05, 2016
Get a Jacob Sartorious mug for your brother Georges.
3
A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet
9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs
by bitch-where April 12, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartorious neck gaiter and mug.
4
Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.
"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"
by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016
Get a Jacob Sartorious mug for your girlfriend Zora.
5
Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich
White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.
by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 08, 2016
Get a Jacob Sartorious mug for your barber Yasemin.
6
A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.
Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!
by JRhinae August 16, 2016
Get the Jacob Sartorious neck gaiter and mug.