Jackulator- This is when your girlfriend is on the rag and refuses to suck your dick so she promise to give you some relief later on that night by jacking you off.

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.

to be jacked or have potential to be jacked or jacking.

When a person or object is being a conjunction of junk and ridiculous