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Jacksonville Florida. A beautiful little city nestled on the east coast against the Atlantic Ocean. With its close proximity to Georgia one might associate it with its neighbor 90 miles north, but one visit to Jacksonville will immediately change your mind. The glory of Florida summers and the mild winters of southern Georgia packaged into one makes for one breathtaking city.

I recommend visiting Atlantic Beach, just fifteen minutes east of the heart of Jacksonville. Atlantic Beach, a small seashore community with bleached white sand and great surf, ranging from placid lake to Great Rapids torrent. Take your pick.
Before trip to Jacksonville: "Oh yeah, Jacksonville... that city that held the Super Bowl..."

After trip to Jacksonville: "Oh my Gosh! It was so beautiful! When can I get back?!"
by Guru of prepness March 30, 2005
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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Jacksonville is the gateway to hell. If Florida is an anomalous wasteland, Jacksonville is the apex of Florida. Home to one of the only north flowing rivers, the St. Johns, Jacksonville is a very geographically and politically important city. It is the largest city in the United States land-wise, and has one of the highest murder rates, along with a large ghetto. It's also the unofficial capital of Florida (Damn Tallahasee). If you want to go here, we're quite the interesting city once you get used to the screams and organs.

Disclaimer: The previous statement about screams and organs is false. However, some bastards do traffic children. If you see this, shoot on site.
"Ah yes, Jacksonville. Simultaneously the best and worst city in the entire united states. Wait, what? You weren't asking about Jacksonville? Huh, sorry."
by Enny Gama June 19, 2020
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a fine city in northern Florida, ten times better than Orlando.
Jacksonville has a mass transit system. Orlando has a congested bus system. Figure out which one is better.
by KRHimself February 26, 2005
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The worst fucking city in the entire state of Florida. Don't move here unless you enjoy gang violence, heroin addicts, racist rednecks, shitty drivers, unkempt infrastructure, polluted rivers, dirty beaches, suckass football teams, low paying jobs, expensive yet roach filled and moldy apartments, and awful public schools.
You: "I'm moving to Jacksonville next year."

Me: "You poor fuck."
by CosmicHorse March 11, 2017
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City in NorthEast Florida, hosted the 2005 Super Bowl. Pwns Orlando in every possible way. Best city in America.
Tourist 1: Wow that city is kool! It's better than Orlando!

Tourist 2: Must be Jacksonville!

Tourist 3: Jacksonville is full of people with the bling!
by Bob March 24, 2005
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