contrary to popular belief, not all jacksons are tall, athletic, and fuck like tigers, there is in fact 1 extra special type of jackson out there, jackson hales. now normally a jackson would be all the things I listed earlier but in fact with the addition of hales, just fucks the entire thing up completely to be honest, I mean one look at this guy and you'd be lucky to never be able to maintain full erection again.

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.