a. the act of consciously being in denial in order to
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
maintain a positive outlook.
Thinking happy thoughts.
Dude, she's in vegas with her X. If you don't think she's sucking him off right now; you're just jacking yourself off.
by That's all I gotta do for 72 virgins? August 28, 2006
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A term for all the prudes,fundamentalist etc. in the world because they believe that God will even send you to hell for jacking off.
by The Fury 13 December 02, 2010
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jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!
by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021
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The comeback to end all comebacks. Even superior to Yeah, well your mom was really good last night. Use only when in dire need.
by Militant Liberal April 06, 2005
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1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.
2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.
2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn.
1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT
2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.
pokerguy1-I'm all in
pokerguy2-I call
pokerguy1-What you got
pokerguy2-Jack King off suited
pokerhuy1-SHIT
2.someone- Hey what you doin today?
someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited
someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me.
by John Green November 27, 2005
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Where some people are robbing a place and get surrounded by the police and to pass the time they blow jack all the hostages.
by Judge dredd7 April 07, 2011
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