Urban Dictionary: jacks dad

Top definition

abandoning dad who leaves you for some fine granny fanny

jacks dad is where

by TheFlabbernator April 25, 2017

Sep 9 Word of the Day

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.

My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead

My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021

When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.

My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021