An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"
"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
"Dude, Dave's an divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
by 3sqzper October 26, 2007
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Marginalized Orientations, Gender identities, And Intersex. it’s meant to be an all inclusive umbrella term for asexuals, homosexuals, multisexuals, trans people, and intersex people. Alternative to LGBTQIAP+
Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.
Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.
by sebasty September 04, 2014
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A dilettante with tools; someone who thinks they can fix lots of things, but actually hacks the job. A homeowner who tries to handle all aspects of home repair, but has no skills.
Also used as a verb.
Also used as a verb.
Noun: Bob really spends a lot of time on projects, but nothing works. He's a Jack off all trades.
Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
Verb: I just like buy all the best tools, but really I just jack off all trades.
by clayshingle February 13, 2010
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An individual claiming proficiency for every task presenting itself, anywhere. He is neither schooled nor proficient beyond the ability to claim such.
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."
An individual whose continued claims at ability are immediately discounted upon attempt.
A play on "Jack of all trades, master of none."
"Dave says he'll fix my brakes, file my taxes, upgrade my computer, and save me a bundle! And he's gonna read my fortune, win Lisa back, and get me promoted!"
"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
"Dude, Dave's a divorced, unemployed dog groomer. Don't let him touch your shit... Guy's a jackoff all trades."
by 3sqzper November 14, 2007
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- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.
Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
by michaelstripe November 15, 2007
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