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1. Jacking off in your parents bed
2. Jacking off over one of your parents face when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least)
3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye...
then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind
2. Jacking off over one of your parents face when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least)
3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye...
then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind
by scottysullivan October 03, 2006
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018