Having deposited your turd in the toilet, you look back to discover that its poking out of the water, too long and solid to go round the u-bend.

another term for a rude person, synonymous with asshole, jerk, dick, bastard

a way to curse without offending your grandparents

A "Jackknife" is made by dropping a shot of Jack Daniels into a glass of Corona, depth charge style.

Similar to a Jägerbomb.

A dive in which you jump into a pool , fold in your body with your hands & feet close to each other with the finger tips and toes pointing down, then unfolding bringing your feet to the air and keeping your hands where they are.

A knife that folds out of the handle!

You know you’re dead when that jackknife folds!

The action of pulling your pants down while driving, squatting above the seat, reaching your hand underneath your bottom, defecating into your hand, and then using the feces to smear your windshield. Done ritualistically for courting purposes.