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When Spider-Man rubs his wrist using his hand until a white sticky substance is released, often called, "His Webbing". Spidey often uses this "Webbing" as a form of transportation among other things in order to save the day. This is why when Spider-Man isn't horny, the day does not get saved.

Person - "Help, I'm being robbed!"

Spider-Man - "*Frantically rubs his wrist and moans* Come on you son of a bitch!"

Person - "Is he jacking off?"

by Zaza the Crazy Rogue June 27, 2007

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blamestorming

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.

by TBea April 22, 2008

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jacking off

masturbating

i like to jack off

by baby November 05, 2003

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jacking off

rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation

I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.

by lolwhatisthis March 30, 2009

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jacking off

Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.

Jacking off is typical amongst most people.

by Bizzle4Shizzle October 10, 2005

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Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure

Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!

by SlopNChop November 04, 2017

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jackingoff

Jacking off: Grabing your penis and moving your hand up and down until you are satisfied or until orgasim

Dude i like jackingoff.

by joshua J.T.H July 14, 2006

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