When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found

a jack o lantern, but pineapple. why?

A pole routine involving 2 strippers, where stripper #1 is inverted, legs spread in a V and Stripper #2 stands on the legs of #1 rhythmically bouncing up and down, moving them both down the pole like letting a car down off a bumper jack.

Is when any type of warehouse worker which uses a box cutter set there box cutter down and it disappears.

When a guy is edging for three days and finally cums and shoots a three-pointers

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese