a person who is extremely attractive and charms like a maddogg, these are the people that steal your wifes.
'I was just on the phone to the 'wife-jacker'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'
'what did he say'
'your missus says that your dicks small compared to mine'
'is that all?'
'yeah and that if i want her back, she will be on the corner of hay and barrack street'
by tnuk<- April 16, 2009
Like say i buy something first or do something first and you see me wearing what i brought or do what i did and you like it, then you turn right around and buy what i brought or do what i did thats what a swagger jacker is ya digz.
by myspace/gperico February 16, 2007
Someone who takes your spot of the couch when you leave for less then a minute as if hes waiting for his opportunity to strike
by RKALLDAY September 23, 2012
When one's arm is too sore or in extreme pain due to excessive masturbation. Usually interferes with everyday activities and can take weeks to recover from.
John: Dude I took like three Tylenol pills this morning
Brandon: What do you have the cold?
John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.
Brandon: What do you have the cold?
John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.
by Pandad March 24, 2009
A male who is flexible enough to masturbate using the heels of their feet. Heel jackers are known to have extremely smooth heels.
by wtfzomgbbq September 02, 2007
by BOBBBBBFJKLGHTFTGRKJDSGAERYTRHFRUHYEROH April 26, 2008
a person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy other people's style, hobbies and etc.they might try to look and be just like you and try to take your boy/girl friends
swagge jacker is said by many rappers
swagge jacker is said by many rappers
by the_ _kid December 05, 2008

