A person who takes shortcuts in life to achieve the same result.
I went to the gym and lost 60 lbs. but a lifestyle jacker gets liposuction to lose 60 lbs. aka slacker aka damn I work hard
by The Original Blaqadomas April 26, 2018
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Some asshole who comes and steals your thoughts and turns it into their life's work aka Blaqadomas
Some fool who jacked my account and took credit for Cracker naggle then came up with a stupidass word. He's one of those mental jackers.
by The Original Blaqadomas April 26, 2018
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n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through
First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!
by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017
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Jacker is a teenager who gets buzzed after drinking too many bang energy drinks. he listens to kidzbop while snorting cocaine. known as “Tubby” by his friends. he tries hard to get his vertical up. it is nearly as high as he gets after his cheeto dust-meth sessions. he feels comforted by beef sticks. tries to keep his relationship with his purple-haired girlfriend secret. he also after they annoy him to his sister’s dismay. becomes self conscious when called a gringo.
Jacker used to be emo and listen to 21 pilots.
by ghandi einstein April 18, 2020
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Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
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