One of the performers sets fireworks of in his dads bedroom to wake him up, then in his car then puts a crocodile or alligator (I dunno which) in the kitchen in a attempt to make there mom say "FUCK". Thats a jackass!!!!!!!
by Niffty? October 25, 2005
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"hey, it's like minus 40 out tonight!! didn't you freeze on your way over here with that jackass on??"
by Holly March 22, 2007
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A person who acts like a comeplete idiot. Or just someone who is acting strange and just not normal.
by thewacko February 07, 2006
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A derogatory term similar in meaning to asshole, or stupid asshole. Jackass is a term that's almost never used by today's young people but somehow it sounds hilarious when an old person says it and really means it.
The jerk CEO at a nursing home was telling old man Smith that if he was going to stay at this nursing home he would have to sell his house and possessions or be kicked out.
Old man Smith: "Jackass!"
Nursing staff covers their mouths and tries desperately to stifle their laughter. Old Man Smith just said exactly how they felt about their CEO.
Old man Smith: "Jackass!"
Nursing staff covers their mouths and tries desperately to stifle their laughter. Old Man Smith just said exactly how they felt about their CEO.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 21, 2012
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90% of the 'people' who submitted their frighteningly ignorant and downright hateful quasi-definitions to this website. If they're 'urban,' I'm glad I'm suburban.
"I wrote some funny stuff in the urban dictionary website, because nobody gives a damn about what I have to say in the real world, and I'm destined to work at McDonald's my entire pathetic life."
by Margaret July 23, 2004
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by fuck Mtv December 02, 2005
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