juh broh nee
–noun
someone who is about to get owned.

-adjective
used to decribe a person or action lacking judgment or sense.
-Love is for jabronies.
-The Rock is about to lay a smack down on that jabronie.
-You locked your keys in the car? Well that was a jabronie thing to do.
by super86me December 07, 2006
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a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe
guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!
by Mike January 04, 2004
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Dude who like to inflate balloons in his asshole to see how wide his ass hole can get before tearing.
by inflamation station January 21, 2011
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A dick who acts like their from jerzzy or some one from jerzzy shore
Wtf dude you act like a fucken jabronie
by randomshit100 May 24, 2013
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In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonald’s?
Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonald’s*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: you’re a fucking jabroni
by TheRealGeech November 30, 2019
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A loser, poser, lame-ass.

One who talks the talk, but could never walk the walk.

One who talks shit and doesn't back it up, but rather ends up eating their shit in return.

A fuckin 'tard.
Bill: "Hey Bob, you're a big pussy!"
Bob: "oh yeah, well..(breaks Bill's face in half)...who's the fuckin' pussy now you fuckin Jabroni?!"

Damn Jabroni's, I'm always breaking my foot off in their asses!
by The Hunter May 27, 2004
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