One who is generally sleazy, sneaky, and cunning, soley for his benifit.
Origin: In old english, a "Jabber" was a horny man who would try to quickly "jab" his penis into any hole or crevice often victimising women and even other men who were unaware but left with an icky, creepy feeling.
Origin: In old english, a "Jabber" was a horny man who would try to quickly "jab" his penis into any hole or crevice often victimising women and even other men who were unaware but left with an icky, creepy feeling.
by Dude Man December 30, 2005
Someone who is inexperienced at penetrating during sex, particularily anal sex, and continues to uncomfortably poke the inside wall of the rectum.
Either he didn't use enough lube or he didn't know how to slide it, cause he was a real jabber.
Johnny was such a jabber; after he put it, he kept poking me.
Johnny was such a jabber; after he put it, he kept poking me.
by Call me Sparky January 12, 2006
by Peter Do March 16, 2006
by DeathNoose September 1, 2008
1.) To talk rapidly, indistinctly, or unintelligibly
2.) A Salesperson at Panama city Toyota who displays the above traits.
2.) A Salesperson at Panama city Toyota who displays the above traits.
I really wanted to buy a Toyota, but Jabber wouldn't shut up and let me buy the car. Now I drive a Honda.
by Rick Higbee June 5, 2004
Jabber is short-hand for Jabberwock or Jabberwocky.
1872, nonsense word (perhaps based on jabber) coined by Lewis Carroll, for the poem of the same name, which he published in "Through the Looking-Glass." The poem is about a fabulous beast called the Jabberwock.
1. Jabberwocky- a playful imitation of language consisting of invented, meaningless words; nonsense; gibberish.
2. Jabberwocky- A mysterious creature unexplained by literal means. Figuratively, a being undefined and mysterious; subjectively determined by symbolic means.
1872, nonsense word (perhaps based on jabber) coined by Lewis Carroll, for the poem of the same name, which he published in "Through the Looking-Glass." The poem is about a fabulous beast called the Jabberwock.
1. Jabberwocky- a playful imitation of language consisting of invented, meaningless words; nonsense; gibberish.
2. Jabberwocky- A mysterious creature unexplained by literal means. Figuratively, a being undefined and mysterious; subjectively determined by symbolic means.
Common Speech-"That guy is so mysterious, he's like a jabber..."
"Will you make an entrance?" "No, I think I'll sneak in like a jabberwock."
"Will you make an entrance?" "No, I think I'll sneak in like a jabberwock."
by Kyle Jabber Billings May 26, 2007
by Jabber Hater October 13, 2004