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an open instant messaging standards protocol, based on xmpp (extensible messaging and presence protocol)
i updated my jabber client this morning, and it's looking great.
by milk October 06, 2003
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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v : talk rapidly or babble
Overtaken by fright, the woman jabbered and screamed in the night.
by Joe aka Codes August 19, 2003
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The slang term, referring to a Punjabi person, could be a male or female. Usually used by Guju's or Gujarati people to describe a Punjabi.
Raj Patel: Damn look at those cookies!(hot indian girls)
Vinay Patel:They look like Jabbers (Punjabis).
Raj Patel: Nah, Jabbers arnt that hott.

Raj Patel: What do u call a jabber doing bhangra?
Vinay Patel: Dance SINGH!
by Sacs Finest =P May 05, 2009
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Oww, you've written a spiteful definition of me. You really showed me, you even went so far as to call me "canadian"...If being canadian was even a bit insulting, I'd be inclined to write more, but..uhh..I AM canadian. And anothing thing d00d, how come whenever you're all out of insults or clever remarks (which you seem to be out of stock of these things 90% of the time) you resort to calling people "bitches"? After watching you call everyone who disagrees with your stupid opinions a bitch, it wears thin. It's tired and unfunny, just like you. Nobody likes you, nobody is laughing at your definitions either. Stop embarrassing yourself.
"Hurr hurr, I are g-union. You is a bitch, hurr hurr I are so clever!!!11111/eleven11"
by Jabbers August 30, 2004
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