(Jay) N. (1) A Joint. (2) Purest form of nudity (3)An Upturned penis. see also (Doobie, Stick, Roach, Cheeb, Lefty)
1) What's up? Nothing just smokin' a "J".

2) There I was standing in the police lineup naked as a "J".

3) I got all drunk and took that fat girl home from the bar. She jumped on top and broke my dick. Bitch left me a "J".
by SirIsaacHillary September 02, 2005
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It's saturday, I'm wakin' up with a J & J

It's my birthday, I'm wakin' up with a J & J

It's 420, I'm wakin' up with a J & J
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he stepped on my j's !

Nelly ft JD ft Ciara - Stepped On My J’Z
by Michantely July 10, 2008
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For use in Instant Messaging, descriptive of the "zhj" sound in words like caSual and uSual.

Kinda hard to write down, so use j~ instead. Mainly used for abbreviating words, e.g. caj~ as an abbreviation of casual and pronounced cazhj. Sorta.
I'll dress smart-caj~.
by J4 March 09, 2005
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A one letter abbreviation of "Jumper". It refers to a person's shot in basketball.
Some cocky assclown: "Yo dawg, I know you not puttin' that Rock up from here 'cause you ain't gots no J."
by Elmer January 20, 2005
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A programming languagesic whose very inception has been known to reduce grown programmers to fits of laughter.
No way are we hiring that moron. He had the nerve to list J# on his resume!
by moofa July 22, 2007
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A new type of emoticon, used in many different situations, mostly in gaming:
1: when you do something good, unexpected, or skillful
2: when trolling someone
3: when people try to make jokes that are "comedy gold", (used the emoticon in excess)
4: when being a jerk
examples:
A) when playing Starcraft 2, and you micro completely perfectly
"Dude that was total BS, how did you do that, hacker" response: " ;j "

B) (playing any sort of game such as Super Smash Bros, where 1 person is extremely more skilled than the other)
skilledperson: *infinite juggles the other person*
otherperson: CMON man give me a chance
skilledperson: ;j

C)

person1: Hey man you should CUM over to my house XD
person 2: ;j;j;j;j;j;j;j;j ;j ;j ;j ;j
by Abeeza Boza November 25, 2013
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