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short for jackhammer, j-ham is a term used for a person of incredible and immeasurable coolness
Guy 1: " Who is that guy over there?"
Guy 2: " Thats Joe, he's a j-ham"
Guy 1: " Excellent"
by Yupman December 02, 2009
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Jun 20 Word of the Day
Marginalized Orientations, Gender identities, And Intersex. it’s meant to be an all inclusive umbrella term for asexuals, homosexuals, multisexuals, trans people, and intersex people. Alternative to LGBTQIAP+
Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.
The MOGAI community in my city is very friendly.
by sebasty September 04, 2014
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To jack off or to beat during a class or session
Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross
by Tommie The Tomahawk March 17, 2011
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a piece of skin that hangs outside a girls vag and when you eat her out it gets stuck in your mouth
dude I ate this girl out and she had a jham!
by iwentham October 05, 2011
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Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

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One who never leaves his girlfriends side
Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham
by MillvilleHooligan March 26, 2018
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