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I Wish It Was Friday
Guy: Shit i'm so fucking tired.

Friend: Shut up, its only Tuesday.

Guy: Man..iwiwf.
by NoobKiller- Hazzy October 18, 2010
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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