My goodness Regenald, that is a FINE collection of gold plated smoking pipes you have collected here. An admirable showing. No doubt the envy of all of your fucking friends. itmhtygs. VERY fine.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”