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itch

Something that pisses you off therefore you scratch it.

Damn itch is making me wanna scratch my balls! - Dude with Itch

by SuperSonicX September 16, 2005

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Be reet

a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.

Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."

by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007

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Itch

When the skin becomes irritated and just A finger can relieve the pain.

Kiersten : Hey Chad could you Itch my breast for me please?
Chad: MMMMMM!
Kiersten : I said Itch honey not bite!
Chad : Sorry they just look so yummy I thought I taste them instead!
Kiersten : Oh Chad you can sure make a girl feel special!
Chad: Now you need to lick my balls and suck my cock cause there's a Itch down there!
Kiersten : Ohh! Yummy for me!

by SlopNChop February 28, 2017

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itch

v. What illiterate people and idiots say when they presumably mean scratch.

Can you itch my back?

by Ozzpot August 07, 2006

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itch

A great pain found on the scrotum, in which you tend to scratch in front of employers, businessmen, and The Pope.

"Oh my, I have a great itch across the skin of my scrotum!"

"May I use your fork to scratch the searing itch on my sack?"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

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Itch

n.Something that you gotta do: not because you need to, butbecause you really want to.

Watching Style Wars really made me itch, went out bombing all over downtown last night.

by Powderdd December 19, 2010

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I.T.C.H.

stands for In The Closet Homo. Someone who is homosexual and has not come out of the closet.

-Dude what's up with that victor kid always looking at me?
- I don't know man he's an I.T.C.H.

by the kyle™ August 24, 2009

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