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Someone who doesn't know a thing about computers/technology, more specifically Macs/Ipods. Sometimes, even though they clearly don't, they'll continue to lie about their intelligence using a computer. See alternate definitions of e-tard.
1. Jim just said he's upgrading to a 32MB hard drive so he can "play games better." What an i-tard.
2. Dude, Jason just asked what the difference was between Y2K and MP3, because he's getting an Ipod today. Spoiled ass i-tard.
2. Dude, Jason just asked what the difference was between Y2K and MP3, because he's getting an Ipod today. Spoiled ass i-tard.
by mr derp January 27, 2006
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A term used to describe the late Generation y and current Gen Z kids that live in an over-simplified on-demand world of instant material, emotional and general gratification.
The oversimplification of tasks is especially relevent to what is normally something very complicated.
iTards do not have the ability to think for themselves, exhibit no problem solving skills and are unable to do anything unless it involves pressing a single large glassy button.
Google is far too complicated for the average iTard, they would rather just ask someone to find something for them.
The oversimplification of tasks is especially relevent to what is normally something very complicated.
iTards do not have the ability to think for themselves, exhibit no problem solving skills and are unable to do anything unless it involves pressing a single large glassy button.
Google is far too complicated for the average iTard, they would rather just ask someone to find something for them.
Two computer musicians, one of them is an iTard.
The normal person uses whatever software necessary to compose a song, they may spend hours or days going over the minutia to get it just right.
an iTard is unable to compose music unless they get a cracked copy of "SuperInstantMusicMaster" from their iTard friends. This, ideally, would be a software consisting of a single button that when pressed would automatically compose and save a top-10 triple platinum song for them.
The normal person uses whatever software necessary to compose a song, they may spend hours or days going over the minutia to get it just right.
an iTard is unable to compose music unless they get a cracked copy of "SuperInstantMusicMaster" from their iTard friends. This, ideally, would be a software consisting of a single button that when pressed would automatically compose and save a top-10 triple platinum song for them.
by LJCoffee April 18, 2006
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someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.
by john gallione April 11, 2006
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an incompetent iPhone owner that relies on more experienced users to effectively utilize their pocket pc
by Shzae March 13, 2010
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Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....
"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.
by Quills13 August 09, 2013
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One who retards their senses through the use of information technology( ipods, laptops etc.) inadvetertantly causing harm to themselves or others.
Bill: wtf , some dumb Itard just knocked me off the sidewalk.
Itard: Did I just hit something (keeps listening to dumb emo music)?
Itard: Did I just hit something (keeps listening to dumb emo music)?
by itard hater February 06, 2008