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A lame people that claim to be better than everyone else and switch around words. All of there foods are sauce, cheese, anf noodles or dough.
Germans are better.
Hey, pass the gravy for the spaghetti, will you?

Italians are lame.
by Hail Hitler? February 20, 2009
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1. People hailing from Italy, a European country on on the Mediterranean Sea.

2. People of Italian descent, generally boastful of their heritage and excessively aggressive although they really have no reason to be. Overly proud and arrogent,they presume themselves to be better than anyone else.
"Don't mess with me man, I'm Italian, you don't know what you're getting yourself into"

"But you were born in America, your Dad owns a resturaunt down the street. In fact I've never even seen you in a fight that you've won."

"So what? I'm Italian!"

"Remember what happened to the Italians in World War II? Your bragging rights are herby revoked."
by Lars368 May 03, 2009
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Italians have never invented a single thing. We take the rest of the world's shit and make it better. The Chinese invented rice noodles, I talians made real pasta. As far as girls go you will never find any brunettes hotter. 2nd hottest babes in the universe after Swedish girls. Cars include Ferrari and Lamborghini. Ferraris are the fastest cars that are street legal not to mention they're awesome looking. Lambo's are the hottest looking cars. They are the best sports cars out there for two reasons:

1. They are designed by Italy and

2. They are engineered by Germany. (Lambo was bought by Audi, and that's owned by Volkswagen).

Food is the best on earth. Frenchies a couple countries over think they make the best food, which is just not true. The pope lives in Italy (technically) and he will kick the prime minister's douchebag asshole.

Italians have a little higher testosterone levels than most other races, other than black people. This causes us to be extremely short tempered and naturally strong so don't fuck with us.
Look at that flaming hot Italian chick on the hood of that Lamborghini.

Yeah, France can suck it.

NOTE: Not all French people are assholes. Some are pretty cool. It's just the upper-middle class and upper class that everyone hates.
by AWESOMEITALIAN1245 November 05, 2009
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Italian People. . .

"Ohhhhhh! We are like so cool!!! Ohhhhh!!! We like make the best food!!! And ohhhh the Woman are like gorgeous!!!!"

Well lemme tell you my statement to the Italians. . .

- Hey! I'm Italian and I am the bet person in the world!

- No you're not! That Hungarian guy just kicked your ass!

- *Italian Person Sobbing*
Italian Person: Hey Everyone! Look at me I'm Italian and I'm like sooooo Coooooooooool!!!!!!!

Hungarian Person: If you're so cool why did I just kick your ass at every Sport?
by Hungarian Ninjas September 20, 2007
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The most fucking annoying people on the planet. When you say you don't live in Italy you mean it.
God that damn Italian stole my car!
by *...Nukin...* September 19, 2007
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Someone who's born in Italy from Italian parents. All the others are just wannabe-Italians.

A Italian is usually someone who consider himself better than the others just because of his nationality, but that doesn't take into account the fact that he has really nothing to brag about his country, beside food and sport-cars (beautiful men and women can be found everywhere).
Usually a proud Italian is someone that never leaved his country.

Outside Italy, Italians are super-nationalists and feel themselves like part of a big family. In Italy, however, Italians are far from being a compact population. North, center and south-Italians despise each other, and sometimes they also loathe people coming from nearby cities due to small and insignificant cultural differences.

The Italian population is one of the most stereotyped in the world, although few stereotypes are actually true for the most.

An Italian is generally a terrible tourist, always bitching about the superiority of Italian food and refusing to know the local culture.

Italians usually suck when it comes to learn and speak foreign languages.
- I am Italian: my grandfather was born in Sicily. -
- So your grandfather was Italian. You are just a wannabe Italian, instead. -
by Ghaladh July 19, 2011
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