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How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".
Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004
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The singular third-person neutral possessive. Often confused by semi-literates with "it's," which is a contraction of "it is."
Its depressing how smacktarded people are nowadays. I blame Dubya.
by smacktard April 27, 2003
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(1) It is.
(2) It has.

N.B. Not to be confused with "its," which is the possessive of "it."
(1) Contact. It's the answer.
(2) It's been real slow 'round here since the new sheriff arrived.

WRONG: The dog wagged it's tail.
by ASP November 17, 2003
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Ohhh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!

Scalawag.
It's = "It's gonna blow!"
Its = "Its fangs are seven feet long."
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Contraction for "it is".
NOT the possessive form of "it". Like "yours", "hers", etc., the possessive form of "it" is "its", with no apostrophe.
Yes: "It's a rabid dog."
No: "Be careful of it's teeth."
by Frungy March 31, 2008
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Acronym for the International Thespian Society. Induction into the ITS requires 100 documented hours of service to a recognized ITS troupe.
I had to complete 100 hours of service and attend five required activities to be inducted into the ITS!
by Hedda Gabler November 06, 2006
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