"What do you mean you're not coming over on Saturday night? What else do you have to do? We always watch basketball or hockey or football or (worse yet) golf, and you bring the pizza and beer, and we hang."
"Not this Saturday night or any other night after that, Fred, you deplete me. Mind, wallet, and soul. Buh-bye."

person one: moe....it’s 96 degrees today
Person two: damn it’s hot af out here moe

Person one:you hear me!!

yo if you cap that bitch you gunna get locked up, you smell me?

Yo you cheese me dawg

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

Dont have to worry about anything, you got me.

"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"