Dan was eating out the ass of the prostitute he picked up and found himself meal worming that bitch and choked.
by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2017
Because he is with me a few times a week, most people think he and I are serious about each other. Actually, he's only a Short Meal. Convenience.
by talk2me-JCH February 18, 2021
One large amount of food consumed as the day's only meal, sometimes on Thanksgiving, but often after an all-night bender. Usually followed by sleep or television.
You: "Hey you wanna get dinner?"
Me: "No thanks, man...I partied all night and woke up at 4. Just had a burrito uni-meal...I think I'm gonna crash."
Me: "No thanks, man...I partied all night and woke up at 4. Just had a burrito uni-meal...I think I'm gonna crash."
by tsukiatari May 12, 2008
Ejaculating in a condom and preserving the contents by tying it in a knot. Saved to feed it to your sexual partner at a later time.
After blowing a load in his condom, Harvey ask his lover if he wanted the jizz now or later. Terry said later so Harvey tied the condom in a knot and made Terry a Seal A Meal.
by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009
by ayee its lit April 09, 2017
by Godmachine12 March 16, 2012
To dine with friends and spend a ridiculously amount of money on food and drink. The amount of courses to be consumed should be no less than 4 and should always end with a cheese board. A new alcoholic beverage should be served with each course and the participants must have an Irish coffee to finish. Purchasing the most expensive and extravagant dish is encouraged ie. Lobster. The evenings entertainment should consist of loud banter throughout with all parties involved. Receipt of arrogant meal must be kept a paraded to any challengers who think they can outperform.
by coxydog14 February 12, 2015