When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.
by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 09, 2016
When naughty little priests are moved to a different parish due to being overly familiar with the younger members of the community.
by themilkofothers January 16, 2015
A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.
by YAWA April 21, 2015
To purposely stall or take up time unnecessarily while describing a word or phrase in the game Catch Phrase.
by Kidtango December 29, 2017
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.
by TastesLikeLemons57 June 14, 2010
Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.
by Kate Charlton August 12, 2008
A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.
I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.
by johnny weekend June 23, 2012

