Urban Dictionary: it's not you

You are a wonderful person who if is ever told an insult should slap that person.

by Deadxroses May 29, 2016

Stupid couple talk that everyone but the couple ABSOLUTELY HATES.. the couple see it as normal and the haters would do it without realising it.

Guy: You're the sweetest.
Girl: No you're the sweetest.
Guy: No you are.
Girl: No you are.

etc..

by missing November 24, 2003

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Not to you

A quick and snappy response to a "That's what she said" joke.

Used when the joke would compliment the male.

Guy 1: Wow, that's big.

Guy 2: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID LOLOLOL

Guy 1: not to you...

by Foo_Fighter December 21, 2008

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You

An absolutely beautiful person who is jut as lazy as me

You should do your chores

by C. Kaine March 11, 2016

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not you

either the most humiliating, or most relieving two words in the human language.

Girl: "There's this really cute guy i like in my third hour class."
Guy **looks hopeful**
Girl: "Not you."

Guy: "I CANNOT STAND THAT WOMAN!"
Girl **looks hurt**
Guy: "Not you."

by Sierrapants April 02, 2008

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you

are extraordinarily perfect...

you are indescribable.

you are heart beat.

by ivory.keys.*119 June 15, 2010

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you

the person reading this. literate, unaware of what the word you means, and hereby informed.

you rock. you knock my socks off. you smell like cabbage.

by chinesemaneatingbanana March 27, 2008

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