You got me

You have me with you no matter what forever.

Dont have to worry about anything, you got me.

by w4th3f0u July 11, 2008

you shittin' me

Slang for, "You're joking."

"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"

by Beccie May 3, 2003

will you marry me

asking someone to be your partner

will you marry me

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

you got me

a sarcastic response to a lame joke made at the speakers expense

Casper: Hey Jake, you know that cheeseburger you just ate. You thought it didn't have mayo, but I put it on there and you totally didn't know.
Jake: (Rolling his eyes) You got me.

by Diedrich von Octuberstein March 30, 2006

you played me

Getting played, thought you were something to someone but really you were getting taken as a joke the whole time.

jake: Hey you haven't been answer my calls
Lily: yea because you played me
Jake: your trippin

Lily: ON THE PHONE WITH OTHER WOMEN, IM JUST YOUR BOOTY CALL.
Jake:chillll it's not that serious

Lily: you played me, bye jake
Jake: shit I don't even care

by Onna.babiii❤️ November 21, 2018

will you bury me

Will you marry me has lost all sense of meaning with half of them ending up in divorce. Will you bury me indicates farther commitment.

Man: Will you bury me?

Woman: Do scottich men wear dresses?

by cdubmoney April 15, 2010

You hear me

Something you say when you agree with some one 100%

person one: moe....it’s 96 degrees today
Person two: damn it’s hot af out here moe

Person one:you hear me!!

by Dc nigga September 11, 2018