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An exclamation upon seeing something awful. The image is painfully seared into your retina like an acid burn.
Person A: Hey, check out this site called goatse. I promise it's not a rickroll.
Person B: What is that... AUGH, my eyes! It burns!
Person B: What is that... AUGH, my eyes! It burns!
by Frankie1969 April 10, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Refering to what getting screwed, getting hosed, getting the shaft may feel like. Attempting to personify the term "getting screwed," "getting fucked," Often revering to getting it straight up the ass. Synonym: "It really fucking sucks!"
David says: "Oh my God! "Dicks-patch" is fucking us again!"
Cory says: "Yeah. It burns"
Your boss is being a jerk (again) and has you doing something totally ridiculous that makes no sense at all. And it's gonna interfere with your productivity. It burns! Because he's screwing you again. And doesn't even give the common courtesy of a reach-around.
David says: "Hey, Cory! It burns!"
Cory says: "Oh. Is Dispatch doing it again??"
David says: "Let's go dispatch-tipping"..."Mooooooooo!"
Cory says: "Yeah. It burns"
Your boss is being a jerk (again) and has you doing something totally ridiculous that makes no sense at all. And it's gonna interfere with your productivity. It burns! Because he's screwing you again. And doesn't even give the common courtesy of a reach-around.
David says: "Hey, Cory! It burns!"
Cory says: "Oh. Is Dispatch doing it again??"
David says: "Let's go dispatch-tipping"..."Mooooooooo!"
by WheelChalk February 19, 2011
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Said "It.....Burns!" With pause in the middle. Used when:
1. Burning of body part
2. When someone opens blind/curtain et al. in morning as light floods in
Action taken should be rolling around while covering face and closing eyes
1. Burning of body part
2. When someone opens blind/curtain et al. in morning as light floods in
Action taken should be rolling around while covering face and closing eyes
Lois opened the blind and Kendra cried, "NO! It....(note the pause..) BURNS"
-Rolls around in bed- *ahem* >.> <.<
It Burns, BABY!!!!
-Rolls around in bed- *ahem* >.> <.<
It Burns, BABY!!!!
by Lowiee October 29, 2009