Car in which all of the below are appropriate:
head-banging
making out
smoking reefer
sitting on tailgate with beer
off roading
toting friends

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A monstrous hybrid of Japanese fish truck parts and GM electrical work named after its ride.