by OfficalFetty January 12, 2016
The primary parenting method employed by Red Foreman and other father figures with an infinite, lifetime supply of Win at their disposal.
"Might I suggest the Footing of your Ass?"
"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."
"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."
"You know what else is hot? My foot in your ass."
"You're ABOUT to read a book that my FOOT wrote. It's called, 'On the Road to Being in your ASS'."
by cr8s February 21, 2012
To inflict physical harm on the person at which the phrase is directed immediately and effectively, causing them to fall to the ground in pain. Used more often in humor than as a serious threat.
John: I'm going to drink your last beer.
Bob: If you lay a finger on that beer I'll fucking drop your ass.
John: Alright. Fuck. Chill.
Bob: If you lay a finger on that beer I'll fucking drop your ass.
John: Alright. Fuck. Chill.
by queenworks December 13, 2008
FYA really means For Your Attention, but a co-worker and I couldn't figure out what it meant for like, three hours so we decided to say For Your Ass instead.
In an e-mail:
Erin: For Your Ass (FYA): I'm leaving in like, five seconds.
Mandy: For Your Ass (FYA): I'm so frickin jealous you ho ass.
Erin: For Your Ass (FYA): I'm leaving in like, five seconds.
Mandy: For Your Ass (FYA): I'm so frickin jealous you ho ass.
by Mandy Stark July 31, 2008
expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.
Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
by Joe Sausage May 18, 2005
Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...
Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.
Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.
Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
by coyuyo September 01, 2015
The manner in which you take a persons asscheeks and spread them while fucking them. Anal or pussy is fine.
by Cheeky Undies February 17, 2018