He is the biggest homo gay on earth. Likes getting touched and likes touching kids and especially grandma's. He has very nice pair of tits though but he has a small cock. Fortunately he doesn't need it to penetrate old people such as his beloved English Literature teacher.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.