i "ducking" hate when my iphone screws up my texts ... it makes me want to "pinch" someone in the face. i really "ducking" hate an iphonism.

check out my new iphone, i paid 1000$ on the same phone that i had last year

1. You try to type: Beeotch you don't owe dat cunt shit.

Your phone says: Bewitch you don't owe day vinyl ship.

Note: Vinyl? Seriously?

2. An attempt to post about iPhonics to facebook through my iPhone went horribly awry when I mistyped iPhoincs.

Did you see my iPhone?

I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone all day.

Yes he got fired for not doing his job but it's not his fault he suffers from iphoneitis.

Stop iPhoning and start driving, we're gonna be late for this maccas run - it's already 3am for frig's sake.