by GringoDeMaio September 05, 2009
by Jessyjes November 05, 2017
A term people use when they weren't invited to something, typically used more on social media than in reality.
by rugratsbrat February 02, 2016
John: Damn! that party was sick!
Max:What party?
John:The party at my house last night....
Max: Wow, clean invite
Max:What party?
John:The party at my house last night....
Max: Wow, clean invite
by A. Javier Gonzalez February 11, 2011
A term used in the seduction community. Approach invitation is best defined as a sign that a woman is interested in a man, and she wants him to approach her. Approach invitations come in many ways. They include prolonged eye contact, being unnecessary close to the man in particular, unnecessary hair touching/tossing, loud talking/laughing when near. In other words, the woman is trying to get his attention in a subtle, or not so subtle way. Approach invitations don't last forever though, the woman might get frustrated when her invitation is ignored after a short amount of time, and she will give up. The man needs to recognize these signs and approach her fast.
"James, stop standing against the bar like a police officer! Can't you see that HB over there that keeps glancing over to you and tossing her hair like crazy. She's giving you a massive approach invitation. Go talk to her and make her happy while you still can, you blind idiot."
by pua supreme August 21, 2009
A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.
My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.
by carydog February 18, 2009
I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.
by tinmandespot March 24, 2015