by looks August 04, 2003
This term when used over email, is a substitue for such words as sex,boned, and penetrated. More often than not, invest is used in place of these words to keep The Man from getting wise about conversations that are not clean enough to make it through corporate email filters.
Jim: This chick wanted to invest the hell out of me me she had large assets, but her portfolio smelled like rotten salmon.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.
Dave: I hate it when a girl's commodities are rotten.
by White Michael Jordan March 15, 2006
by el revez May 13, 2004
A girl who is ignored despite having underated hotness due to temporary problems such as being overweight, having braces, having acne, etc.
While others ignore her you flirt with her slightly off and on until the day comes when she becomes the hottie you expected her to be.
While others ignore her you flirt with her slightly off and on until the day comes when she becomes the hottie you expected her to be.
by Guru Master July 02, 2006
by Hauntedchick September 21, 2020