A sexual postion in which a man holds a woman or another man upside down, who moans or squaks with each thrust.
Patrick: So Nate, what are you and Kirsten upto?
Nate: Well i though i might try to catch an inverted pelican with her
Patrick: CAW CAW CAW
by Paredith February 01, 2008
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1. A female with a penis
2. Similar to how an anus falls out but with a pussy
1.Big dick Jill has an inverted pussy
2. No dick Jill fingered her pussy so hard she got an inverted pussy
by BigDickJill September 27, 2018
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Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
by TheJoel April 21, 2006
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When a woman arches her back over a man so while she’s slurping his man-meat, he’s both eating her ass and diddling her clam. Requires intense focus and discipline to get the most out of
I never thought I’d ever give a rim job, then my wife showed me the Inverted 69
by DiamondDick9 May 10, 2020
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When the female partner is in the missionary position on the end of the bed and the man perpendicular at the edge of the bed and before he penetrates her he does a hand stand and then enters and continues the penetration in the handstand. This maneuver is very difficult and should be done with caution. It is always smart to act out the activity before performing it so when it comes time to perform you know what your doing, and stretching never hurts!

WARNING: PERFORMING THIS ACT UNDER THE INFULENCE OF ALCOHOL OR DRUGS CAN LEAD TO ACCIDENTAL BACKDOOR ENTERANCE AND OR FALLING AND BREAKING SOMETHING.
" Hey babe wanna try something new!" guy " Ya sure what is it?" girl "Its called the Inverted Hammer, its suppose to be the sex position of the gods." guy " Ya sure!" girl
by bush jumping mexi October 02, 2008
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A somewhat rare condition in males and females in which the nipples have soft/puffy aureolae and an in-turned nip. They can, however, be extroverted temporarily when aroused.

It is rumored that inverted nipples are more sensitive than normal nipples.
by KtWdA November 08, 2012
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When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.
Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???
by daddy oh November 15, 2016
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