An invention by you, when you are not sure if it has already been invented.

Used to indicate something is your invention, but you think it may have already been invented.
You invent an artistic style on your own and give it a name, without knowing that the style already existed under a different name.

"This sculpture was painted using my self-invented style 'auto-hand.'"
by ginyudance February 26, 2012
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The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”
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A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.
Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"
by VegetableMadeBones June 08, 2018
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A useful phrase for comment boards to encompass whatever is being discussed.
"Someone got stabbed over a chicken sandwich."

"Al Gore invented chicken sandwiches."
by Carlton G. Long November 13, 2019
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The Bong.
The physics of this device are purely brilliant, allowing stoner's to smoke in style instead of burning our mouths and lips smoking joints.
The bong is fully the best invention ever.
by Diego September 29, 2003
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From the Book Of senses.

These are the inventions purely made while being high on marijuana.They are strictly made to make communication easier and are not offensive at all.These inventions are only understood by very inteligent people,or people under the influence of marijuana(because of the increasement in creativity),anybody else will think that they are pointless or they use the defence mechanism of calling it "offensive" because they dont understand it.
some sober dumb person:"I dont get the point of all these words that you guys use,its so offensive"

Nik:"No theyre not,theyre just High Times Inventions"
by Nik Armi February 04, 2010
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