In-tro-vert, Noun
A little bitch who can't make friends. They want to be alone and play with their Skylanders. They sometimes even have a paper bag over their heads, just to avoid eye contact.

An introverted person who likes to hang out with people virtually and online rather than in person.

Introverted Domme

An "all masculine" dominant guy who wouldn't have it any other way, while having very low physical energy, not being very sexually potent, and very easily overwhelmed. Introverted Dommes go flaccid in a hot casual encounter if it turns out to be more rough than they assumed. If the partners have a slightly higher energy level than the introverted dommes' weak shy energy level, the Introverted Dommes are deficient with taking charge, wasting horny people's time when they get into sexual situations that are way over their little penises' heads. Introverted Dommes really only "successfully dominate" extremely introverted subs that may come off as mute at first impression. Introverted Dommes are a psycho-sexual mystery. It is speculated that they fear getting in touch with their passive side due to a deep personal insecurity.

When you're not in the mood, but still feel the need to masturbate, and end up doing it. (Eg, if you can't sleep and masturbate even if you don't want to)

There's no such thing as an introverted extrovert. A person who describes himself/herself as an introverted extrovert does so to keep people who don't know he/she is really an introvert from knowing that he/she is not the extrovert some people think he/she is.

Not as good as dogs, but much less likely to piss everywhere.

A lot of people think an introvert is someone quiet or reclusive, but introverts are usually the opposite, since people often think they are extraverts. Actually, a lot of the misinformation about introverts comes from introverts, which is why people tend to think introverts fit a certain mold.