"Damn! i shunt of got bummed! i've got introrectalgestation!"

"Hey Mungrl you coming to see introrectalgestation at ringside tonight?"

"mum, what do u call it when a babys growing in your ass?"
"introrectalgestation son."

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”