A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.
My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.
by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019
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An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled
Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking
by Ogwoodknocker December 13, 2018
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When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.
I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.
by Medfordscum January 31, 2017
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A character from mega man 2, and a main character in siivagunner. He can portal around and hop around timelines, turn into a mech but somebody needs to control him, and use leaf shield. Wood Man is also pretty nice >:
Wood Man is pretty nice >:
by Muda Man October 27, 2020
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When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.
Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood

Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 06, 2021
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