A term used to describe a situation that can't get any worse, A useless object or a fat ugly person with no ambition.
''Have you heard sinner is back to his old tricks?''
''Yeah Man, Quinn is the pits''
by Lewendon September 16, 2009
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Describes a person, action or event that is awful, terrible, hopeless and not worthy of mention. It is pathetic and woeful beyond belief.
It is often used before 'the'. For example, Penman's attempts to pick up women are "the pits." The pits is also interchangeable with the use of "Charles Lie" or "Angus Lie." e.g. Gus Lie is "Charles Lie"
by frothies May 23, 2010
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Area where freshmen and sophmores from the Spence School like to hang out, spend their free periods and store their coats and bags. Basically a giant pigsty, full of food, gym clothes and books.
1. Q: Hey, where are your books

A: Oh, I left them in the pit
by spencie4lifee April 23, 2010
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The pit is a sub-forum of www.ultimate-guitar.com.

The pit is a place where everything non-guitar/instrument related is put. Many users post internet memes, talk about sex, drugs, social problems, magazines, world news. Many people post "silly" threads in this section of the forums and they get "rapped" and "fapped" on.
I posted a reply to a thread in the pit called "If you put 'The Pit' in the dictionary..."
by danyellenik October 22, 2008
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An Australian slang term for a vehicle compliance station owned by a state authority. The term "pits" comes from the pit you drive your car over for the inspection to take place. You'll usually get sent here if a you act like a dickhead to the cop that has pulled you over and your car has obvious defects (i.e. too low, too loud, etc...)
Jimmy: "hey did you hear John was being a smart arse when he got done by the cops"
Barry: "ah fuck was he driving his S15"
Jimmy: "yeah they sent him straight to the pits"
by MelonTheYugoslav August 2, 2018
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An affectionate nickname for the hellhole of the Internet known as fanfiction.net
Boy: Hey, I just got this fic! It's terrible!
Girl: Duh. It's from the pit.
by hw221 February 16, 2010
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Home of the biggest collection of dirt bag douche bags on the internet. Members have beat up kids, engaged in sexual orgies, had alcohol related legal problems, enjoy strippers, gay porn, vacation in Elko Nevada, enjoy making crafts and knitting, raise goats, promote alternate lifestyles, members of BigBrothers. To join our chat sessions you must be naked. Shaved genitals is a plus.
The pit is an internet message board. Everyone who posts there is a douchebag. A naked douchebag.
by ThePitMaster July 30, 2006
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