A place you go to look at memes. or you're just bored out of your fucking mind. Or you are procrastinating. Maybe you want a quick fap. (i don't judge)
Mom: Why were you in your room for 37 hours straight?
Depressed 14 year old: da fuckin internet
Mom: What were you doing?
Depressed 14 year old: everything. porn, fapped, youtube, memes, made life choices i will regret
Mom: Is that what you do on the internet? (n. a global computer network providing a variety of information and communication facilities, consisting of interconnected networks using standardized communication protocols)
Depressed 14 year old: *tips fedora* fuk yeah
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The Internet is full of hate.There's racism,sexism,plagiarism and hate against opinions.

This is serious this is a cry for help.

This Is A Cry For Help

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP
"No man walks in and out of the internet without infection" -Ligma 13:37
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The Internet is a place you can easily find on your computer where you can watch videos, make memes, play video games, and much more. The Internet is also referred to The World Wide Web or just The Web.
This morning I went onto my computer to look at the daily news on The Internet.

The Internet is a series of tubes.
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The internet is an amazing contraption made to communicate and distract people. The internet is addictive and fun.
"I am SO addicted to the internet!"
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Person A: We killed God with the internet
Person B: I’mma post that on Reddit
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