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Rule 34
Peen on google images
Sex whale on google images
Child pregnancy on google images
Fan art porn
Penile skin tag on google images
Penile whore on google images
John:"Hey man, you don't look healthy, when's the last time you slept?"
Me:"3 WEEKS!"
John:"What, why?"
Me:"BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING INTERNET"
Me:"3 WEEKS!"
John:"What, why?"
Me:"BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING INTERNET"
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A place filled with porn and ads.
Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't.
A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives.
The pedophiles' gathering spot.
A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views.
Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware.
A place where famous people don't get good salaries.
A semi-successful distraction from television.
A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns.
There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views.
A place where sex is the main discussion.
Sex. SEX.
Where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
Where everyone talks like they can kick your ass when they probably can't.
A place for lifeless retards who want virtual lives.
The pedophiles' gathering spot.
A place some assholes go to to mock sexual orientation, make sexist and racist remarks, mock religion, and bash other people's views.
Where a select few jackasses come to steal your identity with malware.
A place where famous people don't get good salaries.
A semi-successful distraction from television.
A place where you can become famous if you dance like an asshole or make an extremely slow and dull video about unicorns.
There are basically two personalities: really nice people who use "=P" a lot, and jackasses who, as I said before, bash other people's views.
A place where sex is the main discussion.
Sex. SEX.
Guy 1: I went on the internet today!
Guy 2: ...Cool.
Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P
Guy 2: ...Cool.
Writer of this Definition: I'm feeling kind of apathetic right now 'cause I'm tired. Sorry.=P
by Daniel Day-Lewis September 24, 2008
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The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004
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They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...
Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
It's a series of tubes.
And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...
Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
by Zopwx2 July 31, 2006
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An intentional mangling of (the) internet used for ironic effect as a humorous reference to the large segment of the population that remains clueless about technology. Now a popular malapropism, "the internets" meme exploded after the second televised Bush-Kerry debate held prior to the 2004 Presidential election. Blogs and Television, especially The Daily Show, bear much of the responsibility for the initial propagation of "the internets" as it is currently used.
When asked about the seeming inevitibility of a draft, the President replied, "I hear there's rumors on the Internets (sic) that we're going to have a draft..."
by Zachary A July 29, 2005
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