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Interfant is the combination of the words "internet" and "infant". The term is loosely used to describe someone who has no idea what the internet is, yet uses it frequently and screws up repeatedly.
The term can also be used to describe the internet users' inability to spell and use basic grammar.
Man 1"yo meng, u iz so stoopid lol."
man 2"Oh jeez guys, looks like we hav an interfant on our hands."
by Giantbob May 12, 2009
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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